Classic Rock Enthusiasts Prints

"He has moss on him. I think that's what they mean by 'Classic Rock.'"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Disease-y Top

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.