Classic Rock Enthusiast Prints

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

Old rocker.

Post Office issues Rolling Stones stamps.

Jim Morrison Caricature

"Free Bird!"

Peter Green, 1946-2020

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"This is over, Greg! Stop playing 'Smoke On The Water'!"

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Levon Helm

"You can come out now. The Beatles are gone again."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks