Music Collection Gifts

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Shuffle Shame

Unreasonable Dad

Musical genres

Michael Jackson.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"What are you doing?"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

An amplified harp

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Robert Drake

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Music Freak.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Mick Jagger

Joe Perry.

Piano Prompt

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"