Music Collecting Gifts

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

Robert Drake

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

"These are granddad's old music albums. They put him in some kind of Boomer Bubble."

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

A Rock has turned up to a Music store to find some Rock music

Music Collector.

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I'm working my way through Season One of my Vivaldi box set.'

Music Freak.

'I was promised eight records, a book and a luxury and all there is a stupid satellite phone.'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Jimi Hendrix.

Tom Petty

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Well we didn't manage to sign anyone AS SUCH, but Jennie did make a new friend she's going to play squash with and Tim found someone..."

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

Michael Jackson.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Check out this new store."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'