Music Collector Gifts

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

'Go and tell the man with the Eric Dolphy CD down his trousers that's not what we mean by free jazz.'

Conductor in prompt box.

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Excuse me is this the blues section?'

Can Opener Sounds of the 70s!

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Music & Gym'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Gramaphone Man.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Islington Angels.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Music Freak.

Imagine Dragons

Musician

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

His master's voice