Music Collectors Gifts

At the elevator music recording studio.

Robert Fripp

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

So close... Yet so far.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Gramaphone Man.

Robert Johnson.

Music Freak.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Islington Angels.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Imagine Dragons

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Can you perform under pressure?"