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At the elevator music recording studio.

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Music & Gym'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Gramaphone Man.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Music Freak.

Imagine Dragons

Islington Angels.

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice