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'I love my Oboe.'

'I'm organic.'

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Jazz is Invented

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Check out this new store."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

King of Music.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Cellist

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

I love Harmonica

USING QUILLS