Instrument Collectors Pillows

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

'I love my Oboe.'

'I'm organic.'

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Check out this new store."

Didgeridoo

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

King of Music.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Music & Gym'

I love Harmonica

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Cellist

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'