Instrument Collection T-Shirts

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

Orchestra.

Jazz is Invented

Cycling with a harp case

Six jazz instruments.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Check out this new store."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Musical genres

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

An amplified harp

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Red hot little combo

USING QUILLS

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Robert Drake

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Music Freak.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"