Collecting Musical Instruments T-Shirts

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

Air Guitar Shop

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

The Enraged Musician

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Check out this new store."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

An amplified harp

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

USING QUILLS

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Imagine Dragons

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Music Freak.

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.