Music Memorabilia Collector T-Shirts

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Well we didn't manage to sign anyone AS SUCH, but Jennie did make a new friend she's going to play squash with and Tim found someone..."

'We don't want to profit by Michael's death!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

An amplified harp

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Music Freak.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Imagine Dragons

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Mozart Clarinet

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Music Collector.

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

Early music

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."