Vintage Music Collector Gifts

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

Have cradle, will rock.

The Beatles

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Jimi Hendrix.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Steve Howe.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Ringo Starr

"What are you doing?"

Elvis Presley

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Play on."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Robert Drake