Musical Instrument Collectors Gifts

Oboe player

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Check out this new store."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Jimi Hendrix.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"What are you doing?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

An amplified harp

USING QUILLS

Robert Drake

Robert Johnson.

Bassoon practice.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Imagine Dragons

Music Freak.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Rod Stewart