Instrumental Collector Gifts

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Check out this new store."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

USING QUILLS

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

So close... Yet so far.

Robert Johnson.

Gramaphone Man.

Music Freak.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Islington Angels.

Imagine Dragons

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Over-reaction Man.

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Baroque Bach Mountain