Musical Instrument Collector Gifts

Brass band.

Imagine Dragons

"You can put your clothes on now."

Snail trumpet.

Early music

One Boy Band

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Check out this new store."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

USING QUILLS

'Music & Gym'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

An amplified harp

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

Robert Johnson.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Music Freak.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."