Musical Instrument Collection Gifts

A Sitar. A Baby Sitar.

A Symphony of Penguins

Baby Piano

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Cycling with a harp case

Jazz is Invented

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Timpani.

"Check out this new store."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Mark Knopfler.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Cello Concert

King of Music.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Musical genres

'Ugh Not Again!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.