Musical Instruments Gifts

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Duelling Banjos.

'Ugh Not Again!'

"It's the downstairs neighbors again-they say you're technically proficient, but there's not enough emotion."

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

"Wrong address. You want the place next door."

Cymbals.

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded. O

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"I haven't a friend in the world."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

One Man Band.

Street musician can't compete with modern CD players.

A Symphony of Penguins

Pianist

'It used to be much smaller until I answered a email about how I could enlarge my instrument and improve my performance.'

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

Violinist playing on his hair.

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

"Just always have to 'one-up' me, don't you, Ron!?!"

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

How to smash a guitar.

You're no second fiddle, Mum!

Cat Shoots out of Tuba.

"Is my room ready?"

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Hey—no cheating!"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."