Playing Instruments Gifts

French horn.

'I said 'blow' not 'suck'!'

"Ma! The cool kids at school won't let me play!"

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

The Difference Between Violinists and Fiddlers.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Lord of the Strings.

Don't sit next to the violinists.

'I don't like your tone, Mr Baines.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."

I love Music.

'Actually I'm self-taught.'

Rainbow Quartet

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

I love my Uke.

Double Bass

Bassoons.

Home for retired Jazzmen.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Flute-a-licious.

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Double Bass.

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'Hey, who's playing the maracas? Nobody in this band plays maracas.'

One man band

Violin Practice

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

Aloha!