Instruments Gifts

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Tuba Music

'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'

Extravagant busker.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Sea Bass

"What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not meant to go under your chin!"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Do Not Touch

Snake Charmer's Turban.

Orchestra.

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Warped up in giant horn.

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Oh, well. Guess I'll have to unpack my accordion."

Drum kit for sale...

Harp tuner...

Bands That Never Made It.

Cycling with a harp case

Orchestra

Sousaphone Player

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

How No. 4 enjoyed himself, and how No. 8 suffered as a consequence.

Know your Bluegrass Instruments

'Don't say anything!'

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

String Quartet Vending Machine

"We caught these people stockpiling accordions, bagpipes, banjos, vuvuzelas...enough to annoy the entire city to death."

Man walks into a drum kit.