Instrument Playing Gifts

The Staff Meeting.

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Fred's One Man Band / Joe's One Man Audience.

No Elgar!

Twisted trumpet.

Paul Tortelier.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Musicial Writer

Theorbo

Lute

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Marimba

Little Piano

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

The Violin Artist

Girl with cello

Early music

'Play it again, Sam.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Remote control pirate bully

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Baby Piano

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Guitarist

Lennon and McCartney.

Impressing dad.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

He kept up his guitar practise...