Playing Instruments Pillows

French horn.

'I said 'blow' not 'suck'!'

"Ma! The cool kids at school won't let me play!"

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

The Difference Between Violinists and Fiddlers.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'I don't like your tone, Mr Baines.'

Don't sit next to the violinists.

"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."

I love Music.

I love my Uke.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Rainbow Quartet

'Actually I'm self-taught.'

Double Bass

Bassoons.

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Double Bass.

Flute-a-licious.

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

Violin

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Six jazz instruments.

One man band

Violin Practice