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"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Duelling Banjos.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"It's the downstairs neighbors again-they say you're technically proficient, but there's not enough emotion."

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

'Ugh Not Again!'

Cymbals.

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

One Man Band.

Pianist

"I haven't a friend in the world."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Street musician can't compete with modern CD players.

A Symphony of Penguins

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

"Just always have to 'one-up' me, don't you, Ron!?!"

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

Violinist playing on his hair.

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

You're no second fiddle, Mum!

How to smash a guitar.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Ghost Playing Cello

'Pluck me.'

"Hey—no cheating!"

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Marketed music.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Baby Piano

"How ironic, with him being an organ donor."