Collecting Music Gifts

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

Mozart Clarinet

Michael Jackson.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Check out this new store."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Musical genres

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

'Music & Gym'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

An amplified harp

Ozzy Osbourne

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Joe Perry.

Music Freak.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"