Music Collections Gifts

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Michael Jackson.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"What are you doing?"

Musical genres

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Robert Drake

Joe Perry.

Mick Jagger

Girl holding money.

Music Freak.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Rod Stewart

Sixties rock stars in heaven.