Collecting Rocks Gifts

One afternoon on mars.

'How about rocks? Our firm considers rocks to be a very solid investment.'

"Ever think you'd operate on gallstones that big?"

'Well, that was when a pretty rock was worth a pretty rock...'

And another thing -- I'm tired of you taking me for granite.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Swiss-army rock...

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

International Women's Day

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Seagiraffes

Cocktails on the verandah.

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