Stone Collector Gifts

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

UFOlogist vs. UROlogist.

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"You and your stones collection!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Cat statues on entrance gate

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Barristers

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Brick Salesman

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Prepper Dog

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Dog Love.