Stone Collector Pillows

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

UFOlogist vs. UROlogist.

I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"You and your stones collection!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Brick Salesman

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Prepper Dog

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Dog Love.