Rock Collectors Pillows

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

TWO GUYS AND A ROCK

"He has moss on him. I think that's what they mean by 'Classic Rock.'"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Teenagers!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Mark Knopfler.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"What are you doing?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Prepper Dog

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Robert Drake

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Gramaphone Man.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Music Freak.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."