Metal Collectors Pillows

'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Teenagers!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'