Ceramic Collectors Pillows

'He says he's found a niche in the market, just think. . . there probably adorning someones mantlepiece by now.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Rocking Horse

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Make it look like an accident.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Teddy organ grinder

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

'He's a nice boy - It's a shame how some people take advantage!'

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

'...Err...Could I have a straight glass, Landlord?'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

Perry Grayson

Tea and Coffee

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect the glasses?'

'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days.'

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

"No I don't want to play marbles again."

"They've run out of forks again."

We think this may have been an ancient garden.

Old Glue

Frederic Remington