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'He says he's found a niche in the market, just think. . . there probably adorning someones mantlepiece by now.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Rocking Horse

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Teddy organ grinder

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

Tea and Coffee

'...Err...Could I have a straight glass, Landlord?'

'He's a nice boy - It's a shame how some people take advantage!'

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect the glasses?'

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days.'

"No I don't want to play marbles again."

"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."

Frederic Remington

"They've run out of forks again."