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'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Two men in urns holding hands

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Artisanal Pottery

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

"You and your stones collection!"

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Clam attack!!!

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Bernard Palissy

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'