Pottery Collector Pillows

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Artisanal Pottery

Two men in urns holding hands

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"You and your stones collection!"

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

Clam attack!!!

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

Bernard Palissy

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

I thought I was irrelevant.