Pottery Lover Pillows

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Artisanal Pottery

Grayson Perry

'I'm intrigued - Why wear your kiss-proof lipstick to go to your pottery class?'

Mars

Urns in love

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Cow and Milk

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

How oysters get engaged.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Pottery Slam

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Orange navel has ring

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

All our eternity rings carry a twelve months guarantee.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Two men in urns holding hands

Trump's mood ring

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong