Porcelain Lover Pillows

Antiques - Spode-u-like.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Parisian man eating pastries

How oysters get engaged.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'I had a cough at the time!'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Pottery Slam

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Two men in urns holding hands

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Well, where's the last place you had it?

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Artisanal Pottery

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Butterfly

Bernard Palissy

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."