Ceramics Lover Pillows

Pottery class for pensioners.

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Pottery Slam

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Artisanal Pottery

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Two men in urns holding hands

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Greek Vase

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

Bernard Palissy

I thought I was irrelevant.

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

You're fired.

Bully in the China Shop

Old fashioned pottery makers recieve a letter "Dear supplier, are you y2k compliant"

"Not many GPs were available, but Gerald has a doctorate in 15th century Etruscan pottery, will that do?"

Mars