Ceramics Lover Gifts

Pottery class for pensioners.

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Pottery Slam

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Artisanal Pottery

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Two men in urns holding hands

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Greek Vase

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Bernard Palissy

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

I thought I was irrelevant.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

Perry Grayson

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

You're fired.

Bully in the China Shop

Old fashioned pottery makers recieve a letter "Dear supplier, are you y2k compliant"