Ceramics Aficionado Gifts

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Woman throwing giant pot.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

My own museum.

Two men in urns holding hands

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Artisanal Pottery

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Greek Vase

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'