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"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

My own museum.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Two men in urns holding hands

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Artisanal Pottery

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Greek Vase

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Snuggie of Turin

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."