Ceramic Connoisseur T-Shirts

'This could be a bad sign!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Choose, Fenster

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Woman throwing giant pot.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'You reek of crackers.'

'It's Blurred.'

The latest in Eyewear.

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

About the potter.

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Moliere

Sleigh Ride

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'