Craft Connoisseur T-Shirts

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

A man carves a totem pole

About the potter.

"I wish I could do hands..."

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'I think we should go back to welding classes and forget about interior decorating classes.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"He's an abstract artist."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"She's a natural!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Man-made vs dog-made