Craft Connoisseur Pillows

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

A man carves a totem pole

About the potter.

"I wish I could do hands..."

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'I think we should go back to welding classes and forget about interior decorating classes.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Whittler's Mother.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Man-made vs dog-made

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It's called 'Sold'."

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."