Craftsmanship Connoisseur Pillows

Whittler's Mother.

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"True I'm an investment banker, but I was handcrafted in Maine!"

Posh Easter Egg

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Pelican and Origami

About the potter.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

Thor's Other Tools

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Raw Piano Bar

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery