Craftsmanship Lover Pillows

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Raw Piano Bar

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Christmas Craftwork

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'I ran into a whittler.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

"Politics has divided everything."

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

A man working on a model airplane