Craftsmanship Lover Gifts

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Raw Piano Bar

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Artisanal Pottery

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

"Politics has divided everything."

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Pandemic Orphans

Faberge Chicken