Craftsmanship Appreciator Gifts

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Raw Piano Bar

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Craftwork

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

Artisanal Pottery

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."