Craftsmanship Supporters Gifts

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Whittler's Mother.

Multitool Knife

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Luthier

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

'I had a cough at the time!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Raw Piano Bar

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Craftwork

"Bob's a tool belt."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."