Craftsmanship Supporters Gifts

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Multitool Knife

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Pelican and Origami

'I had a cough at the time!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Bob's a tool belt."

Raw Piano Bar

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.