Craftsmanship Admirer Gifts

"This town ain't big enough for both of us!"

Lambeth Potters at Work

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

Faberge Chicken

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

"You call that art?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Pelican and Origami

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Raw Piano Bar

Christmas Craftwork

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.