Craftsmanship Admirer Gifts

"This town ain't big enough for both of us!"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Lambeth Potters at Work

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

Faberge Chicken

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

"You call that art?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Christmas Craftwork

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Raw Piano Bar

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."