Craftsmanship Enthusiast Gifts

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Raw Piano Bar

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

The Sculptor

Bricklayer admires her work.

Sale: All Our Furniture Made From Artisanal Plastique

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Posh Easter Egg

Beyond Dante

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Luthier

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"