Craftsmanship Enthusiast Gifts

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Raw Piano Bar

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Sculptor

Bricklayer admires her work.

Sale: All Our Furniture Made From Artisanal Plastique

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

Beyond Dante

Luthier

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Pelican and Origami

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Bob's a tool belt."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Christmas Craftwork

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'